Monsterfucker

CC!Monsterfucker is a 23 year old streamer who joined the SMP fairly early, but wasn't there right at the beginning. Both them and their character go by they/them pronouns.

C!Monsterfucker has never been in a major server conflict and instead chose to spend their time committing arson and starting various pyramid schemes. They used to make all their builds out of wool - for over a month EVERYTHING they built was just made of stacks and stacks of wool for some reason. Of course, this backfired because if anyone whose property had been burned by Monster wanted revenge, all of Monster's builds were conveniently flammable. Eventually the CC wanted to make actual, nice-looking houses and ended the bit.

Monster is so out of touch that they don't even know who Shitty and Penis are. They live with their partner Anuswheat in Pisstopia, after moving there in the aftermath of the Crucifixion Ball, and the two of them also co-own a coffee shop. They have no idea what's going on in the server and they literally live underground in a ravine - the only people Monster talks to apart from Wheat are Dilfass and Trans Garfield, who have their own lore that is also completely separate from the main storylines. I cannot stress how oblivious this person is.