Anuswheat

Description
Anuswheat, also known as Wheat or Wheaty, is the humanoid equivalent of the phrase "pure of heart, dumb of ass". Known for being extremely friendly and trusting (and gullible). They love building, built The Church of Cum and the Dirt City.

Worked as Dirttoucher's bodyguard and and a bartender in the Dirt empire's casino.

Trivia

 * Wheaty can be convinced to do almost anything, if asked nicely, all in the name of friendship.
 * Knows how to bake
 * Doesn't know how their own body works, or how they're alive or sentient
 * Their robot body makes them very strong
 * Their screen can change based on their emotions