PenisUnavailable

"NO! This isn't right you- You can't execute Shitty! He's all I have! He helped me build W'cumburg! Please, please! If anything, take me with him!"

Description
PenisUnavailable is the owner of the smp. He's a parody of c!dream and has a similar character design.

Penis' first appearance was in the beginning of the Penis SMP. He is shown gathering materials and tools. The first few episodes contain not much lore-related (asides from when Shittyfartbaby69 first joins the SMP.) Around episode 5, Penis and Shitty begin to build W'cumburg together, as a symbolism of their ever-growing love and friendship.

Penis executed Shittyfartbaby69 in the electric chair scene. After which the two seem to have a much more strained relationship despite still caring deeply for each other. Shitty executed Penis using the same electric chair in revenge. It was later revealed that Penis was 15 during an electric chair execution scene, but it was never clarified which one.

Despite their now very strained relationship, they been working together since the beginning of the Cumming War, though this mostly seems due to their mutual dislike of BigFuckingBoobs more than a sign of them having mended their relationship

Penis is canonically a war criminal. He possessed a skeleton horse named Throbbing, but it was killed by Shitty. Penis has a god complex due to being the son of a god. He participated in the blender war and rabid war. Penis is childhood friends with Shittyfartbaby69, and Milfboss. He bleeds blue in his human form. Penis was almost assassinated by FostortheGmr for unclear reasons, though it's likely related to their history with each other.

Trivia

 * His height is 4'2
 * His birthday is on October 69