Milfboss

Milfboss, also known as MB, first joined Penis SMP during the Bakeoff arc, where she proceeded to help Shittyfartbaby69 and Admiral_Anus make a cake called "Shaft Strawberry" which won 3rd place.

As a prize for winning 3rd, she was gifted a chicken, whom she named Cock. Cock's presence helped her through her mental breakdown arc, which lasted 4 minutes. She currently holds the record on the SMP for the longest mental breakdown arc. PenisUnavailible holds second place with 3.5 minutes. For this reason Milfboss was very attached to Cock. Her then friend from the Bakeoff, Shittyfartbaby69, killed Cock with a bow and arrow named 'Semen Shooter'.

Milf was present during electrocution scene after being manipulated by c!penis into helping him. This results in her redemption arc.

Milf is both trans and ace, and was in a relationship with Anus. She canonically smokes. Milf had a prized cow named Pumpnut, who was also slaughtered by Shittyfartbaby69. Milf lives in her Manor. She also knows of FostortheGmr from Shitty, but has never personally met them. She has daddy issues from her parental relationship with Fishfuckboy22.

While on the server, her cat maid therapy service was sabotaged by Penisunavailable and Pisskiss, she built a castle with golden decorations on March 28th for lore purposes, burned down Hairball69’s house early on after a disagreement, built a lava death trap with poopwad99, cucked Turbo and started the bastard war, which ended in the genocide of Turbo’s villagers, and communicated with coded notes to Shitty telling them she was ok and not to come find her. Milf once got into a heated argument over server economics with Admiral_Anus that resulted in arson, however this only strengthened their relationship.

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